(Source: bad-atheist)

AC: :33 < *ac twitches her friendly whiskers at ct* 
CT: D —> Hi 
AC: :33 < *ct purrplexes over where he put that important wrench that he n33ded for building a fancy robot or something* 
AC: :33 < *he says, now where did that silly old wrench go??* 
CT: D —> 100k 
CT: D —> What are you e%pecting to accomplish with this 
AC: :33 < *but oh look! ct p33ks around the corner to find that a very playful kitty has stolen the robot wrench and is now kicking it vigorously with her hind legs!* 
CT: D —> This is f001ishness upon one hundred thousand prior, equally unsolicited f001ishnesses 
CT: D —> You’ll stop now 
AC: XOO < rawwrrrrr 
AC: :33 < youre so lame! 
CT: D —> I’m not 
CT: D —> I’m fine 
AC: :33 < no! lame 
CT: D —> No I’m not 
AC: :33 < lame 
CT: D —> No 
AC: :33 < youve never played a fun purrtend game with me ever even once! 
AC: :33 < even karkat does it sometimes, even if he does mean it in a grumpy and insincere way 
AC: :33 < but at least its still fun! 
CT: D —> Yuck 
CT: D —> Don’t pol100t my incoming data stream with his name, or any sort of e%cremental language you pick up from his ilk 
AC: :33 < i s33 right through your stupid act, who are you trying to kid! 
AC: :33 < look how you go out of your way to use words that have x’s in them so that you can use your silly purrcent signs 
AC: :33 < or use these absurd words that you can shoehorn a ‘100’ into, even if its not strictly replacing ‘loo’!!! 
AC: :33 < you are so transpurrent 
AC: :33 < i can tell you like to play games, d33p down you are a guy who likes to play games! 
AC: :33 < i can smell a guy who likes to play games from so fur away with this nose, you have no idea X33 
CT: D —> If you’re 100king for a 100phole through which you may e%tract concessions from me, you’ll have to 100k elsewhere 
AC: :33 < s33! what the hell??? 

beatonstuck:

Okay, I know i said that I was going to bed

But someone needs to do a Beatonstuck of this

only the “cookie baking bitch” is Betty Crocker

GO DO IT FANDOM! GO GO GO!!

 
!!!