lacigreen:

just chescaleigh being legit as usual.

I’m at IHOP and the only hot sauce they have is Cholula which is about as hot as Minnesota in October.

— Ryan Reynolds —

formeramishkid:

romulusgloriosus:shiphassailed:tigerpellets:

I NEVER KNEW THIS

I NEVER KNEW THAT WAS WHAT AMERICANS MEANT WHEN THEY SAID “QUITE” 

WHY DIDN’T ANYBODY TELL ME

SUDDENLY THAT ONE SONG THAT GOES “HELLO I MISS YOU QUITE TERRIBLY” MAKES LIKE A MILLION TIMES MORE SENSE

are you serious british people

i feel like this means i’ve been overestimating your enthusiasm about things for my entire life

#that second commentary is very much how i feel

whoa wait is this for real

wow whoops

(Source: tigerfeel)

theeasyconfidence:

sharks-not-narcs:

there’s a kind of specific genuine bonding that comes with watching porn for the first time with your bff

i love your-cellar-door more than life itself <3 

see also: me and wraeann

see also: me and gabe

(Source: feather-fallen)