July 2012
76 posts
how to get a bikini ready bod
1. Put on bikini
Good Job! Wasn’t that easy!
2. Revel in your own beauty. Admire the fact that you are indeed a stone fox
That wasn’t so hard was it
3.Drink beers,read a book,make a snack… I dunno you’re pretty much done here
And there are 3 easy tips to having a bikini ready bod.
“I’m at IHOP and the only hot sauce they have is Cholula which is about as hot as Minnesota in October.”
—Ryan Reynolds
“Be soft. Do not let the world make you hard. Do not let pain make you hate. Do not let the bitterness steal your sweetness. Take pride that even though the rest of the world may disagree, you still believe it to be a beautiful place.”
—Kurt Vonnegut


